Yep, its gonna be one of those days. Some arsehole had to come and ruin the trip.
On the bright side though, the detour from my trip might be rather scenic. The trick is, to just go with it.
A woman got arrested at
Heathrow with 2 kilograms
of cocaine stashed in her
breasts.
Talk about a drug bust! …read more
I opened a bakery recently
and a lady phoned me up
wanting a cake with the
words”HAPPY BIRTHDAY I
SUCK COCKS” written on it. I
thought it was weird but I
made it anyway. MRS Cox
was fucking furious when I
delivered it . so was her
son, Isaac. …read more
I’m convinced I’m dyslexic. I
went to the video store to
order ‘Scent Of A Woman’
and came home with ‘A Fish
Called Wanda’. …read more
“Disappointments are to the
soul what thunderstorms
are to the air.”
It’s just hard to keep this in
mind when you are caught
in the rain. Remember there
are those who love you and
you’ll see a brighter day. …read more