Bob walks into a public
bathroom and notices a
guy with no arms
standing next to a urinal.
As Bob takes care of his
business, he wonders
how the poor soul is
going to take a leak. Bob
finishes and heads for
the door, but figures he
should ask the man if he
needs help.
”Oh yes please!?” the
man cries. “You have a
kind heart, sir,” says the
man with no arms.
But as Bob goes ahead,
unzips the man, and
pulls his willy out, he
encounters all kinds of
mold, red bumps, moles,
scabs, scars, and other
unpleasant-looking
things. The armless man
asks Bob to kindly point
it… then shake it, put it
back and zip it. So Bob,
gathers his courage,
shuts his eyes and does
so.
”Thank you very much,
sir!” says the armless
man.
”No problem,” says Bob
”but what the hell is
wrong with your penis?”
The guy pulls pulls his
arms out of his shirt and
says ”I don’t know, but I
ain’t touching it!” …read more