Be generous in prosperity,
and thankful in adversity.
Be fair in thy judgement,
and guarded in thy speech.
Be a lamp unto those who
walk in darkness, and a
home to the stranger.
Be eyes to the blind, and a
guiding light unto the feet
of the erring.
Be a breath of life to the
body of humankind, a dew
to the soil of the human
heart,
and a fruit upon the tree of
humility. …read more    

There are always reasons,
always answers,
and always choices, find
them and you find
the greatest contentment –
do not let the time
slip away so you miss any of
them. …read more    

If you’ve ever been stoned, then i’m sure you can relate.
This had me chuckling. 🙂

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My dog is quite a
fashionista.

She has a coat for winter
and pants in the summer. …read more    

You know you’re ugly
when….
your friends want a group
picture and they hand you
the camera. …read more    

“We don’t change …
Nobody needs to become
somebody that they are not
…
What we can change is our
choices.
For example, if you are high
on the sensitivity spectrum,
that won’t change. You
cannot become less
sensitive. You can, however,
choose your environment …
Expressed well, you will be
perceived as a kind,
nurturing person rather than
an easily hurt, insecure
person.” …read more    

The greatest weapon against
stress is our ability to
choose one thought over
another. …read more    

A wise woman who was
traveling in the mountains
found a precious stone in a
stream. The next day she
met another traveler who
was hungry, and the wise
woman opened her bag to
share her food.
The hungry traveler saw the
precious stone and asked the
woman to give it to him. She
did so without hesitation.
The traveler left, rejoicing in
his good fortune. He knew
the stone was worth enough
to give him security for a
lifetime. But a few days later
he came back to return the
stone to the wise woman.
“I’ve been thinking,” he said,
“I know how valuable the
stone is, but I give it back in
the hope that you can give
me something even more
precious. Please help me to
understand what you have
within you that enabled you
to give me the stone.” …read more    

Bob walks into a public
bathroom and notices a
guy with no arms
standing next to a urinal.
As Bob takes care of his
business, he wonders
how the poor soul is
going to take a leak. Bob
finishes and heads for
the door, but figures he
should ask the man if he
needs help.
”Oh yes please!?” the
man cries. “You have a
kind heart, sir,” says the
man with no arms.
But as Bob goes ahead,
unzips the man, and
pulls his willy out, he
encounters all kinds of
mold, red bumps, moles,
scabs, scars, and other
unpleasant-looking
things. The armless man
asks Bob to kindly point
it… then shake it, put it
back and zip it. So Bob,
gathers his courage,
shuts his eyes and does
so.
”Thank you very much,
sir!” says the armless
man.
”No problem,” says Bob
”but what the hell is
wrong with your penis?”
The guy pulls pulls his
arms out of his shirt and
says ”I don’t know, but I
ain’t touching it!” …read more    

I know it’s not polite to fart at funerals. . .
but sometimes you just have to let one R.I.P. …read more    

I have been pondering one of my catch phrases …. “Dive deep.” Meaning is a subjective thing. We give everything in our life meaning
by the value we place on it. So I asked myself, what is the value of diving deep into my heart and soul? The painful unraveling of the
puzzle of who I am, chiseling the layers of self protection to discover that essence, where every breath, if I let it, helps shatter the
illusions, the non truths, inviting me to reach for and grasp my very passion and purpose that I am diving for, to find and live in
alignment and balance.

We dive for the inspiration to get through our day, our life. We dive for answers to our many questions.

We dive deeply into our selves so that we may find our highest and greatest good, so that we can know peace and joy in our soul.
For when we follow our passion, we indeed find our purpose and then our world all at once makes perfect sense. Dive deep… …read more    

Wow, and these profound words of wisdom from the funny man, “Mr. Bean.”

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