Cinderella wants to go to
the ball, but her wicked
stepmother won’t let her.
As Cinderella sits crying
in the garden, her fairy
godmother appears, and
promises to provide
Cinderella with everything
she needs to go to the
ball, but only on two
conditions.
“First, you must wear a
diaphragm.” Cinderella
agrees.
“What’s the second
condition?”
“You must be home by 2
a.m. Any later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin.”
Cinderella agrees to be
home by 2 a.m. The
appointed hour comes
and goes, and Cinderella
doesn’t show up.
Finally, at 5 a.m.,
Cinderella shows up,
looking love-struck and
very satisfied.
“Where have you been?”
demands the
fairygodmother. “Your
diaphragm was supposed
to turn into a pumpkin
three hours ago!!!”
“I met a prince, Fairy
Godmother. He took care
of everything.”
“I know of no prince with
that kind of power! Tell
me his name!”
“I can’t remember,
exactly… Peter Peter,
something or other…” …read more