Milkman brings milk to
blondes door. [old
times,1950] notices, note,
says please i need 5 gal.
today to take a milk
bath….in dismay.

Man rings bell. Blonde in
robe opens door,milkman
says “5 gal mam ,dont you
mean 5qts.”

She says no gallons, “I’m
taking a milk bath today.”

The milkman asks “Ok how
would you like that
pasturized?”

Woman replies, “No just up
to my boobs!” …read more