A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the…

A man walked out to the
street and caught a taxi
just going by. He got into
the taxi, and the cabbie
said, “Perfect timing.
You’re just like Ryan”

Passenger: “Who?”

Cabbie: “Ryan Jay
Robinson. He’s a guy who
did everything right all
the time. Like my coming
along when you needed a
cab, things happen like
that to Ryan Jay
Robinson, every single

Passenger: “There are
always a few clouds over

Cabbie: “Not Ryan Jay
Robinson. He was a
terrific athlete. He could
have won the Grand Slam
at tennis. He could golf
with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone
and danced like a
Broadway star and you
should have heard him
play the piano. He was an
amazing guy.”

Passenger: “Sounds like
he was something really

Cabbie: “There’s more.
He had a memory like a
computer. He
birthday. He knew all
about wine, which foods
to order and which fork
to eat them with. He
could fix anything. Not
like me. I change a fuse,
and the whole street
blacks out. But Ryan Jay
Robinson, he could do
everything right.”

Passenger: “Wow. Some
guy then.”

Cabbie: “He always knew
the quickest way to go in
traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I
always seem to get stuck
in them. But Ryan, he
never made a mistake,
and he really knew how
to treat a woman and
make her feel good. He
would never answer her
back even if she was in
the wrong; and his
clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly
polished too. He was the
perfect man! He never
made a mistake. No one
could ever measure up to
Ryan Jay Robinson.”

Passenger: “An amazing
fellow. How did you meet

Cabbie: “Well, I never
actually met Ryan. He
died. I’m married to his
widow.” …read more    

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