RANT OF THE DAY ……….. ONE People who point at their wrist while asking fo…

RANT OF THE DAY ………..

ONE
People who point at their
wrist while asking for the
time….I know where my
watch is pal, where the
fuck is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
TWO
People who are willing to
get off their arse to
search the entire room
for the TV remote
because they refuse to
walk to the TV and
change the channel
manually.
THREE
When people say “Oh you
just want to have your
cake and eat it too”.
Fucking right! What good
is a cake if you can’t eat
it?
FOUR
When people say “it’s
always the last place you
look”. Of course it is. Why
the fuck would you keep
looking after you’ve
found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are
they?
FIVE
When people say while
watching a film “did you
see that?” No tosser, I
paid 10 pounds to come
to the movies and stare
at the fucking floor.
SIX
People who ask “Can I
ask you a question?”.
Didn’t really give me a
choice there, did you
sunshine?
SEVEN
When something is ‘new
and improved!’ Which is
it? If it’s new, then there
has never been anything
before it. If it’s an
improvement, then there
must have been
something before it.
EIGHT
When people say “life is
short”. What the fuck??
Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fuckin
does!! What can you do
that’s longer?
NINE
When you are waiting for
the bus and someone
asks, “Has the bus come
yet?”. If the bus came
would I be standing here,
Knobhead?
TEN
People who say things
like ‘My eyes aren’t what
they used to be’. So what
did they used to be? ears,
ELEVEN
When you’re eating
something and someone
asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s
really revolting – I always
eat stuff I hate.
TWELVE
People who announce
they are going to the
toilet. Thanks that’s an
image I really didn’t
need.
THIRTEEN
McDonald’s staff who
pretend they don’t
understand you unless
you insert the ‘Mc’ before
the item you are
ordering…..It’s has to be
a McChicken Burger, just
a Chicken Burger get
blank looks……….Well,
I’ll get a McStraw and jam
it in your McEyes you
fucking McTosser.
FOURTEEN
When you involved in a
accident and someone
asks ‘are you alright?’ Yes
fine thanks, I’ll just pick
up my limbs and be off
FIFTEEN
When people say ‘can I
borrow a piece of paper
I’ll pay you back’ It’s one
god damn piece of paper
you fucking retards i
don’t want it back …read more    

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