After having their 11th
child, a redneck couple
decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a
larger bed.

So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told
him that he and his wife
didn’t want to have any
more children. The
doctor told him that
there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but
that it was expensive. A
less costly alternative,
said the doctor, was to
go home, get a cherry
bomb, light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the
can up to his ear and
count to 10.

The man said to the
doctor, “I may not be the
smartest man in the
world, but I don’t see
how putting a cherry
bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help
me.”

“Trust me,” said the
doctor.

So the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put
it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and
began to count:

“1”

“2”

“3”

“4”

“5”

At which point he paused,
placed the beer can
between his legs, and
resumed counting on his
other hand. …read more