‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s
go upstairs and make
love,’
and you answer, ‘Pick
one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment
you on your new alligator
shoes
and you’re barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You don’t care where
your spouse goes,
just as long as you don’t
have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow
down by the doctor
instead of by the police .

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting a little action’
means you don’t need
to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’
means you find your car
in the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not
getting up to use the
bathroom.

AND

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
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