new business much like his
own opened up next door
and erected a huge sign
which read ‘BEST DEALS’. He
was horrified when another
competitor opened up on
his right, and announced its
arrival with an even larger
sign, reading ‘LOWEST
PRICES’. The shopkeeper
was panicked, until he got
an idea. He put the biggest
sign of all over his own
shop. It read… ‘MAIN
ENTRANCE’. …read more