A man and his wife
vacationing at a cabin by
the lake, were sitting on
the porch and
reminiscing about their
younger years. “This is
the lake where I learned
to swim when I was a
small boy,” the husband
said. “My father threw me
into the water and I had
to learn how to dog
paddle to get back to the
shore or drown. It was
sink or swim.”
“That was a cruel thing
for your father to do,”
the wife said. “How could
a loving father do such a
thing to a small child?
That must have been a
very difficult way to learn
how to swim.”
“Not really,” replied the
husband. “Learning how
to swim was the easy
part. Getting out of that
black bag first was the
hard part!”.. …read more