A couple is celebrating
their 50th wedding
anniversary in a lovely
restaurant. They were
talking about how happy
their marriage has been
and still is.
The husband says, “We
have been married for so
long, 50 wonderful years,
but there is something I
have been meaning to ask
you.”
“Yes, dear, anything you
want,” replies the wife.
“Have you always been
faithful? Come on, you
can tell me; we have been
married for so long
nothing can change that.”
Shocked as she was she
figured she owed him the
truth.
“I have been unfaithful
three times,” she says.
“Remember when you
were going to lose the
business and you
desperately needed a
loan, but none of the
banks you went to gave
you one. And then, on
the weekend, one of the
bank managers came to
the house and gave it to
you. Well that was the
first time.”
“I am shocked, but also I
love you dearly because
you sacrificed yourself to
save me from bankruptcy.
What about the 2nd
time?” he asks.
“The second time was
when you had the heart
attack and needed that
special surgery.
Remember the heart
specialist flew in from
Chicago?” she said.
“Again I am shocked but I
love you even more
because you did it for
me. You are truly a
magnificent woman. Tell
me the third time.”
“Well, remember when
you were running for
mayor and you were 47
votes short….”

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