Three very large black
ladies were getting ready
to take a plane trip for
the very first time.
The first lady said, ‘I
don’t know bout y’all, but
I’m gunna put me on
sum hot pink panties
beefo’ I gets on dat
plane.’
Why you gonna wear dem
fo?’ the other two asked.
The first replied, ‘Cause,
if dat plane goes down
and I’m out dare
laying butt-up in a
conefield, dey gonna find
me first.’
The second lady said,
‘Well, then I’m a-gonna
wear me some Floe
resant
orange panties.’
‘Why you gonna wear
dem?’ the others asked.
The second lady
answered, ‘Cause if dis
hare plane is goin’ down
and I
be floating butt-up in the
oshun, dey can see me
first.’
The third lady says, ‘Well,
I aint gonna wear no
panties…’
‘What? No panties?’ the
others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, ‘Dat’s
right girlfriends, you
hears me right. I
ain’t wearing no panties
cos, honey, dey always
look for da black box
first’. …read more
Three very large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the ve…
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