A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet once and found a small bag of weed..
“It’s not my fault,” I said, “every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
Cop: Do you really expect me to believe that ?
Me: I’ll prove it to you if you want me to.!
Cop: Go on then.
He smiled, handing me the bag
After flushing them he looked at me and said, “Well show me your pocket then.”
What for? I asked.
He said “the drugs”
I said, “what drugs?”
– Corey Stoner …read more