A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet once and found a small bag of weed..

“It’s not my fault,” I said, “every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”

Cop: Do you really expect me to believe that ?

Me: I’ll prove it to you if you want me to.!

Cop: Go on then.

He smiled, handing me the bag

After flushing them he looked at me and said, “Well show me your pocket then.”

What for? I asked.

He said “the drugs”

I said, “what drugs?”

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– Corey Stoner …read more