ERECTUS TROUSERIUS” or
the trouser snake is the
worlds most dangerous
snake.
Its colour varies from
pink to black.
Its fangless, average
length 5-6 inches
(although some are said
to reach 10 inches
depending on honesty of
its owner)
Its normal habitat is the
bedroom where it has
been known to attack
women in the mouth or
lower abdominal area.
Its highly venomous spit
can cause mass swelling
lasting 9 months.
Some mutant species
have been known to
attack men from behind… …read more