A man and a woman were
having a quiet, romantic
dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were
gazing lovingly at each
other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking
another order at a table a
few steps away, suddenly
noticed the woman slowly
sliding down her chair
and under the Table – but
the man stared straight
ahead.
The waitress watched as
the woman slid all the
way down her chair and
out of sight under the
table. Still, the man
stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking
this behavior a bit risque
and worried that it might
offend other diners, went
over to he table and,
tactfully, began by saying
to the man,
“Pardon me, sir, but I
think your wife just slid
under the table.”
The man calmly looked
up at her and said, “No,
she didn’t. She just
walked in.” …read more