Tony and his friend John
die in a car accident and
go to judgment. God tells
Tony that because he
cheated on his income
taxes, the only way he
can enter Heaven is to
sleep with a stupid, ugly
woman for the next five
years.
A few days later, as
Tony’s walking in the
park with his stupid,
hideous new girlfriend,
he spots his friend John
with an absolutely drop
dead gorgeous woman.
“John, what happened?”
Tony asks.
“I have no idea,” John
replies. “I was told I have
five years of amazing sex
to look forward to. The
only thing I don’t
understand is why she
always yells ‘Damn
income taxes!’ whenever
we have sex.” …read more