Monthly Archives: March 2014

Stoner story no. 9 The weed ghost. Ok so I was smoking the other day sitting on…

Stoner story no. 9
The weed ghost.
Ok so I was smoking the other day sitting on my couch hitting my bong. And I hear this creepy moan where it came from I have no idea (i was alone for the record). But my roommate keeps these snow globes that play. And one just randomly plays a creepy tune for a couple seconds and stops. I almost walked out my house with my bong with the intention of never looking back.
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The IEC requires an exorbitant R200k registration fee to foot their R1m pot plan…

The IEC requires an exorbitant R200k registration fee to foot their R1m pot plant holder invoice. What are they growing? dagga?

Url:iol.co.za/news/politics/iec-spent-r1m-on-pot-plant-holders-1.1664985

IEC spent R1m on pot plant holders – Politics | IOL News | IOL.co.za
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South Africa’s Premier Online News Source. Discover the world of IOL, News South Africa, Sport, Business, Financial, World News, Entertainment, Technology, Motoring, Travel, Property, Classifieds & more. …read more    

“[Saint Anthony] said, in his solitude, he sometimes encountered devils who look…

“[Saint Anthony] said, in his
solitude, he sometimes
encountered devils who
looked like angels, and
other times he found angels
who looked like devils. When
asked how he could tell the
difference, the saint said
that you can only tell which
is which by the way you feel
after the creature has left
your company.” …read more    

Vandana Shiva says that most patents taken by corporations are based on bio-pira…

Vandana Shiva says that most patents taken by corporations are based on bio-piracy. “They patented the neem and we had to fight that for 11 years. They patented the basmati which comes from my valley in Dehradun, we fought that. Monsanto patented an old wheat variety with low gluten or no gluten we had to fight that. There are 900 patents on Indian Ayurvedic knowledge and plants, we are talking about a major theft of our traditional knowledge and biodiversity.”

What lies beneath
www.thehindu.com
Environmental activist Vandana Shiva says the real motives behind GMOs are the patents and royalties that come with it …read more    

Please Sign & Share this Petition to stop industry greenwashing their deforestat…

Please Sign & Share this Petition to stop industry greenwashing their deforestation. Palm Oil is a SCAM – besides loss of biodiversity, exploitation of indigenous Peoples & our co-inhabitants, now Unilever wants to redefine what counts as “High Carbon Stock” forest!

This company wants to call killing orangutans “sustainable”.
action.sumofus.org
“Greenwashing” is too nice a word for this. …read more    

There is a box in the right column "Public consultation on re-approval of glypho…

There is a box in the right column “Public consultation on re-approval of glyphosate – please comment” – for those of you wanting to add something meaningful on the Glyphosate.

New scientific review of health effects of pesticides used in GM agriculture
www.gmwatch.org
NOTE: A new book chapter (abstract and concluding section reproduced below) by Prof Andres Carrasco and colleagues reviews the scientific literature on the health effects of the pesticides used in large amounts on GM soy and other GM crops. …read more    

Media Advisory: Press Conference in Brazil to Announce Discovery in Outer Solar System

Media Advisory: Press Conference in Brazil to Announce Discovery in Outer Solar System release issued on March 25, 2014 An international team of astronomers, led by Felipe Braga-Ribas (Observatório Nacional/MCTI, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil), has used telescopes at seven locations in South America, including the 1.54-metre Danish and TRAPPIST telescopes at ESO’s La Silla …read more    

Smallest DIY bong I ever made. Oh the memories. I remember one night after pub c…

Smallest DIY bong I ever made. Oh the memories. I remember one night after pub crawling. We stopped at a park to smoke. The beats were loud and the smoke was dense. The next moment a convoy of 4 police bakkies came driving into the single lane entrance of the park. I tossed this bong without being seen. The police gave us ultimatum to leave or be forcefully removed. I casually strolled over to the bong and picked it up and got in the car and drove off with my bong and weed.

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The public jokes that dagga is the cause that the Dagga Party missed the deadlin…

The public jokes that dagga is the cause that the Dagga Party missed the deadline but the way I see it is that the Dagga Party did not want to pay the R600 000 to the IEC who spend a R1 000 000 on pot plant pots. That’s my view & I’m sticking to it. Joke now, cry later.

Dagga Party misses election deadline
ewn.co.za
The Dagga Party’s dreams of getting a seat in Parliament have gone up in smoke. …read more    

Police fire into the air to stop dagga dealers {Swaziland} POLICE had to fire…

Police fire into the air to stop dagga dealers {Swaziland}

POLICE had to fire gunshots into the air several times to stop suspected dagga dealers who dashed for freedom to evade lawful arrest in connection with dagga that was found stuffed in four heavy bags and with a street value of close to E200 000.

This was after police from the Drug Squad were tipped off on Sunday about a suspicious looking van that had been seen near Tholulwazi not far from Nkwene, where dagga is reportedly grown at a large scale.

pertaining

The police armed with all the information pertaining to the suspected dealers then drove straight to the said area where they took the dealers by surprise. The police officers noticed the white Toyota bakkie which they allowed to pass only to tail it towards the main road from the same direction the police had come from.

When the suspects’ vehicle was about to connect the main road, the four police officers then signalled the bakkie driver to stop.

At first, he ignored the police signals ordering him to stop and they later instructed him to stop through a loudhailer. The driver who is reportedly of South African origin stopped the car and it was then that the person on the passenger’s seat tried to flee.

necessitated

This necessitated the police to fire into the air sending shockwaves into the community members who quickly ran for cover.

Others thought the dagga dealers were also armed and were exchanging gunfire with the police. The two men were arrested after being scared by the gunshots.

The two were found to be transporting the dagga which was loaded into four heavily loaded bags. The consignment which was found to be of high quality dagga was stuffed in the bags that were covered by a tarpaulin at the back of the bakkie.

ascertained

Community member sources stated that the two suspects had come to fetch the dagga from one of the suppliers in the area and it could not be ascertained if they had already paid him or not. That the police got a tip off raised eyebrows as no one except them (suspects) and the supplier were aware of the deal.

Meanwhile, it has been established that one of the men has been identified as Ishmael Mthembu from Pongola in SA and is aged 31. He told the police that the vehicle they were using belonged to his father and he took the car to Swaziland to fetch the dagga without his (father) permission. He allegedly also told the police that he was a known dagga dealer and made his living through selling the illegal herb in his home country. The other suspect who is a Swazi identified as Kenneth Dlamini (45) from near Pigg’s Peak.

direction

He was accompanying his friend from SA as he wanted to give him direction to Tholulwazi which is one of the areas known for producing good quality dagga considered first grade in the market. The two were supposed to make their first court appearance yesterday. Police mouthpiece Superintendent Wendy Hleta was still cross checking with the Nhlangano police about the matter when this report was compiled. “I have not yet managed to get hold of the police officers with the information but I would keep trying,” said Supt Hleta

Url:observer.org.sz/news/60128-police-fire-into-the-air-to-stop-dope-dealers.html

Observer
www.observer.org.sz
Swaziland National Online Newspaper …read more    

Because of prohibition dagga is sold in schools instead of at a regulated, tax g…

Because of prohibition dagga is sold in schools instead of at a regulated, tax generating dispensary.

Selling of dagga muffins on the rise at schools, police say

Local police say the selling of dagga muffins are on the rise at local schools. This after a lady from Ext 23 in Ratanda was arrested for allegedly selling these muffins to learners at a college in Springs.

According to Ratanda police spokesperson Xolani Mkhize, the parents of a 16 year-old learner from Veritas College became aware that their child was acting strangely after coming home from school on March 7.

After it was established that the boy had bought dagga muffins, the parents reported the matter to the SAPS in Springs.

Mkhize says local police were notified of the woman’s whereabouts and raided the suspect’s home on March 10, finding two muffins containing dagga one the premises.

Urllooklocal.co.za/looklocal/content/en/heidelberg-and-surrounds/heidelberg-and-surrounds-news-section?oid=8233994&sn=Detail&pid=4980000&Selling-of-dagga-muffins-on-the-rise-at-schools–police-say—

Selling of dagga muffins on the rise at schools, police say – All News | looklocal Heidelberg…
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Local police say the selling of dagga muffins are on the rise at local schools. This after a lady from Ext 23 in Ratanda was arrested for allegedly selling these muffins to learners at a college in Springs. looklocal Heidelberg and surrounds is powered by the Heidelberg Nigel Heraut and is focused o… …read more    

Suggestion: Can we add a file Repository to the forum containing docs and guides like this one? or we should be referring more of our new users to this here page: http://stonedfree.wordpress.com/2011/04/20/stoned-free-ebook-available-for-download/

Stoned Free eBook

(Ebook Available for download below) Growing cannabis indoors is fast becoming a pastime time of choice. The reasons are varied. With the increased interest and experimentation in house plant culti… …read more    

Status Update from DC supporter and Multiple Sclerosis sufferer @Gerd Bader: I…

Status Update from DC supporter and Multiple Sclerosis sufferer @Gerd Bader:

I am both thrilled and relieved.
In December my friend approached me with his father riddled with cancer in 3 organs and given a few months to live.
I advised him to get the same miracle meds that got me from the MS grave.
He is now diagnosed CANCER FREE and a side effect he has, is also not having to take his Insulin for the first time in 47 years.
This Oil cures!

And so the stories of positivity spread across the land…. …read more    

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days wi…

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30
minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine
days without its head
before it starves to death.
(Creepy. I’m still not over
the pig.)

The male praying mantis
cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its
body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male’s
head off. (Honey, I’m
home . What the…?)

The flea can jump 350 times
its body length. It’s like a
human jumping the length
of a football field. (30
minutes. Lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000
taste buds. (What could be
so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)

Some lions mate over 50
times a day. (I still can’t
believe that pig …quality
over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their
feet. (Something I always
wanted to know.)

Elephants are the only
animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a
good thing.)

A cat’s urine glows under a
black light. (I wonder how
much the government paid
to figure that out.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger
than its brain. (I know some
people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I
know some people like that,
too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Talk about a southpaw.)

Humans and dolphins are
the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (What
about that pig? Do the
dolphins know about the
pig?) …read more    

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and s…

When the ark’s door was
closed, Noah called a
meeting with all the animals
and said in a demanding
voice:
“Listen up kids! There will
be NO sex on this trip. Not
even the wetting of the tip
of your penis. All of you
males, take off your penises
and hand them to Jim the
Monkey. He will write you a
receipt. After we see land,
you can get your penis
back.”
After about a week, Mr.
Rabbit ran over to his wife
and very excitedly said,
“Quick! Get on my
shoulders and look out the
window to see if there is
any land out there!”
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his
shoulders, looked out the
window and said, “Sorry, no
land yet.”
“Shit!”shouted Mr. Rabbit
and out he went.
This went on every day until
Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with
him.
“What is the matter with
you? You know it will rain
for forty days and nights.
Only after the water had
drained will we be able to
see land. But why are you
acting so excited every
day?”
“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with
an impatient look on his
face as he held out a piece
of paper. “I GOT THE
DONKEY’S RECEIPT!” …read more    

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl….

It was the stir of the town
when an 80-year-old man
married a 20-year-old girl.
After a year she went into
the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to
congratulate the fellow.
“This is amazing. How do
you do it at your age?” He
answered, “You’ve got to
keep that old motor
running.” The following year
she gave birth again. The
same nurse said, “You
really are amazing. How do
you do it?” He again said,
“You’ve got to keep the old
motor running.” The same
thing happened the next
year. The nurse said, “You
must be quite a man.” He
responded, “You’ve got to
keep that old motor
running.” The nurse then
said, “Well, you had better
change the oil, this one’s
black.” …read more    

QEG OPEN SOURCED

QEG OPEN SOURCED By Hopegirl, published on March 25, 2014 As Promised, here are the open sourced documents for a quantum energy generator. This has been made possible by the people and for the people. It is freely given to the world. Click Here for the QEG Open Source Users Manual …read more    

The famous Durban Posion.

Cannabis Sativa: The Essential Guide to the World’s Finest Marijuana Strains

Cannabis plants are classified into two main groups: Indica and Sativa. This book focuses on Cannabis Sativa, an especially tall and potent species of marijuana plant that true connoisseurs love not only for its smoke that induces a desire to create art and socialize with people, but also for the… …read more    

"The Eastern Cape Health Department called for more research into why so many ba…

“The Eastern Cape Health Department called for more research into why so many babies were born with deformities.” The chemicals used in the Vietnam War caused millions of babies to be born with deformites, & it’s still happening today. Recent studies in Argentina & Brazil reveal increased numbers of stillborns & births of deformed babies, especially in rural areas. We say South African Authorities should investigate carginogenic, neurotoxic, mutagenic & teratogenic AGRICHEMICALS!!! Glyphosate, 2,4-D (& possible dioxins), dicamba etc.

Baby born with two heads dies – Mpumalanga | IOL News | IOL.co.za
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South Africa’s Premier Online News Source. Discover the world of IOL, News South Africa, Sport, Business, Financial, World News, Entertainment, Technology, Motoring, Travel, Property, Calssifieds & more. …read more    

Dagga Party of South Africa will not be appearing on the 2014 ballot because of…

Dagga Party of South Africa will not be appearing on the 2014 ballot because of R600 000 registration fee charged by the IEC in order for them to maintain their Million rands worth of pot plants.

Four parties don’t make deposit deadline
www.news24.com
The IEC says four of the 33 parties who’d registered for the 7 May elections have not made the deadline for paying their deposits. …read more    

Hemporium is happy to be part of the inaugural Cape Town Eco Film Festival. Watc…

Hemporium is happy to be part of the inaugural Cape Town Eco Film Festival. Watch the teaser below and find more details at
The 2014 Cape Town Eco Film Festival
This is a teaser for the 2014 Cape Town Eco Film Festival (http://capetownecofilmfestival.com/), which will take place at the Labia Theatre on Orange Street in Cape… …read more    

How many people over 65 do you know who DON'T have a cocktail of pills to take e…

How many people over 65 do you know who DON’T have a cocktail of pills to take every day?
Cannabis can change all of that……

How Medical Pot Is Helping Seniors Get Off (Prescription) Drugs
“Talk to almost anybody over 65-years-old and there’s a list of medications that they’re taking. And very often, the side-effects from those medications are … …read more