When the ark’s door was
closed, Noah called a
meeting with all the animals
and said in a demanding
voice:
“Listen up kids! There will
be NO sex on this trip. Not
even the wetting of the tip
of your penis. All of you
males, take off your penises
and hand them to Jim the
Monkey. He will write you a
receipt. After we see land,
you can get your penis
back.”
After about a week, Mr.
Rabbit ran over to his wife
and very excitedly said,
“Quick! Get on my
shoulders and look out the
window to see if there is
any land out there!”
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his
shoulders, looked out the
window and said, “Sorry, no
land yet.”
“Shit!”shouted Mr. Rabbit
and out he went.
This went on every day until
Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with
him.
“What is the matter with
you? You know it will rain
for forty days and nights.
Only after the water had
drained will we be able to
see land. But why are you
acting so excited every
day?”
“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with
an impatient look on his
face as he held out a piece
of paper. “I GOT THE
DONKEY’S RECEIPT!” …read more