It was the stir of the town
when an 80-year-old man
married a 20-year-old girl.
After a year she went into
the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to
congratulate the fellow.
“This is amazing. How do
you do it at your age?” He
answered, “You’ve got to
keep that old motor
running.” The following year
she gave birth again. The
same nurse said, “You
really are amazing. How do
you do it?” He again said,
“You’ve got to keep the old
motor running.” The same
thing happened the next
year. The nurse said, “You
must be quite a man.” He
responded, “You’ve got to
keep that old motor
running.” The nurse then
said, “Well, you had better
change the oil, this one’s
black.” …read more