A blonde walks by a travel
agency and notices a sign in
the window, “Cruise Special.
£99!”
So she goes inside, lays her
money on the counter and
says, “I’d like the £99 cruise
special, please.”
The agent says, “Yes,
ma’am.”
He grabs her, drags her into
the back room, ties her into
a large inner tube, pulls her
out the back door and
downhill to the river bank,
where he pushes her in and
sends her floating down the
river.
A second blonde comes by a
few minutes later, sees the
sign, goes inside, lays down
her money, and asks for the
£99 special.
She too is tied to an inner
tube and sent floating down
the river. Drifting into
stronger current, she
eventually catches up with
the first blonde.
They float side by side for
awhile before the first
blonde asks, “Do they serve
refreshments on this
cruise”?
The second blonde replies,
“They didn’t last year.” …read more