I was on a date with a
woman I met on Facebook.
I said, “I like honesty, and I
can tell you’re an honest
girl.”
“Really?” she asked. “How
can you tell?”
I said, “You’re the first girl
I’ve been out with that
actually looks like their
profile photo.”
She said, “That’s a picture
of Spongebob Squarepants,
you cheeky twat.” …read more