I rear-ended the car in front
of me. I admit that. It was
my fault. So, we both pull
over to the side of the road
and slowly the driver of the
car I hit gets out of his
car . . . and you know how
you just-get-sooo-s
tressed… and life…
sometimes life seems like…
suddenly funny?
Well, the driver of the car I
hit is a DWARF! He gets out
of his car and I get out of
my car.
He is frowning and scowling
and he storms over to me.
Right up close to me he
looks up in my face and
says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’
And I don’t know what
possessed me, Officer, but I
looked down at him and I
said, ‘Well, if you’re not
Happy — which one are
you?’
. . . and that’s when the
fight started…! …read more