Flavoured Poo (to be sung with Monty Python humour)
Flavoured Poo is sold to you
It’s All Natural, you know
We disguise the herbicide
With mutant embryo
We’re a CHEMICAL Corporation
Experts in Contamination
Check our history, you will see
Our Biowarfare Strategy
We’re better than Nature with DNA
We OWN your food, WE get to say
Who starves, Who eats, And on what day
You’ll love mad cows with new bird flu
Have some more, we’ll ship it to you!
We’ll feed the future with Toxic Poo
If you don’t want it, we’ll force it on you
The Right To Know! What an idea!
Our scientists frown on hysteria!
So it killed a few rats but it’s safe for you
You’ll have the Choice of Transgenic Poo
With aspartame in pink or blue.
GMOs, rBST with E.coli and MSG
Won’t look so good upon a label
So we paid authorities
to sneak it quietly on your table
The Glyphosate upon your plate
And 2,4-D in your blood and pee
Is Proudly brought to you right now
By Almighty MonSynDow
From NO GMO South Africa
