A woman in her forties went
to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift…
The surgeon told her about
a new procedure called “The
Knob,” where a small knob
is placed on the back of a
woman’s head and can be
turned to tighten up her
skin to produce the effect
of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman
wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the
years, the woman tightened
the knob, and the effects
were wonderful — the
woman remained young
looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the
woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.
“All these years, everything
has been working just fine.
I’ve had to turn the knob
and I’ve always loved the
results. But now I’ve
developed two annoying
problems:
“First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the
knob won’t get rid of
them.”
The doctor looked at her
closely and said, “Those
aren’t bags, those are your
tits.”
She said, “No point asking
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