Teacher asked
the kids in her 3rd grade
class: “What do you want to
be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny said: “I wanna
be a billionaire & go to the
most expensive clubs. I
wanna find me the finest
bitch, give her a Ferrari
worth over a million bucks,
an apartment in Monte
Carlo, a mansion on the
beach, a jet to travel
throughout Europe, and an
Infinite Visa Card, while
banging her three times a
day”.

The teacher, shocked, and
not knowing what to do
with this horrible response
from little Johnny, decides
not to acknowledge what he
said and simply tried to
continue with the
lesson . . . .

“And how about you,
Sarah?”
“I thought I wanted to be a
nurse. But, fuck that. I want
to be Johnny’s bitch.” …read more