I was sat in front of the TV
watching the horse racing
and my horse came in first
at 10/1. As I was celebrating,
my wife walked in the room
crying her eyes out.
“What’s the matter?” I
asked.
She replied,
“My Mother just had a heart
attack and been pronounced
dead.”
I grabbed my coat and ran
out the front door when she
yelled,
“Where the Fuck are you
going?!!!”
“To the shops to do the
lottery, they say it happens
in 3’s!” …read more