Pierre, a brave French
fighter pilot, takes his
girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the
River Seine. It’s a beautiful
day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre
and says “Pierre, kiss me!”
Our hero grabs a bottle of
Merlot and splashes it on
Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing,
Pierre?” says the startled
Marie. “I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have
red meat, I like to have red
wine!”
She smiles and they start
kissing. When things began
to heat up a little, Marie
says “Pierre, kiss me
lower”. Our hero tears her
blouse open, grabs a bottle
of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her
chest.
“Pierre! What are you
doing?” asks the bewildered
Marie. “I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have
white meat, I like to have
white wine!”
They resume their
passionate interlude and
things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear
and whispers “Pierre, kiss
me lower!”
Our hero rips off her
underwear, grabs a bottle
of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He strikes a match
and lights it on fire. Marie
shrieks and dives into the
river. Standing waist deep,
Marie throws her arms
upwards and screams
furiously “PIERRE, WHAT IN
THE HELL DO YOU THINK
YOU’RE DOING?”
Our hero stands up,
defiantly, and says “I am
Pierre the fighter pilot! And
when I go down, I go down
in flames!” …read more