A husband and wife decided they
needed to use “code” to indicate that
they wanted to have sex without
letting their children in on it. They
decided on the word Typewriter. One
day the husband told his five year
old daughter, “Go tell your mommy
that daddy needs to type a letter”.
The child told her mother what her
dad said, and her mom responded,
“Tell your daddy that he can’t type a
letter right now cause there is a red
ribbon in the typewriter.” The child
went back to tell her father what
mommy said. A few days later the
mom told the daughter, “Tell daddy
that he can type that letter now.” The
child told her father, returned to her
mother and announced, “Daddy said
never mind with the typewriter, he
already wrote the letter by hand.” …read more