I was standing in a bar in Glasgow
yesterday and this little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and
starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, “Dae ye know any of
those martial arts things, like Kung-
Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fruck you ask
me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?”
“Naw”, I say, “It’s cause ye’re
drinking ma beer, ya wee prick. …read more