A pheasant says to a bull, “I would
love to get on top of that tree, but I
haven’t the energy.”
“Well,” says the bull, “why don’t you
eat some of my dung? It’s packed
with nutrients.”
So the pheasant eats some dung and
finds that it gives him enough energy
to get to the first branch. The next
day, he eats some more and gets to
the next branch. This cycle continues
for a week. Finally, the pheasant is at
the top of the tree, where he is
spotted by the farmer, who shoots
him with a shotgun.

Moral of the Story: bullshit might
take you to the top, but it won’t keep
you there. …read more