A redneck went to the hospital, as
his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the
nurse said to him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had
quintuplets, five big baby boys.”
The redneck said,
“I’m not surprised. I have a penis
the size of a fucking chimney.”
The nurse replied,
“You might want to consider getting
it cleaned. They’re all black.” …read more