You may not know this but many non-
living things have a gender.

A Web Page is Female, because it’s
always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses
the same old lines to pick people up.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they
hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once
turned off it takes a while to warm
them up again. It’s an effective
reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak
havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald
and it’s often over-inflated.

An Hourglass is Female, because over
time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to
get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course,
there’s the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they’re
soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn’t
changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it’s handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female.
Ha! You thought it’d be male, didn’t
you?
But consider this – it gives a man
pleasure, he’d be lost without it,
and while he doesn’t always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps
trying! …read more