A very flat-chested woman finally
decided she needed a bra and set
out to the mall in search of one in
her size. She entered an upscale
department store and approached
the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you
have a size 28AAAA bra?
The clerk haughtily replied in the
negative, so she left the store and
proceeded to another department
store where she is rebuffed in much
the same manner. After a third try at
another department store in the
mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-
Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she
unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, “Do you have
anything for this?”
The lady looked closely at her and
replied, “Have you tried
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