I was walking down the street earlier
when I gazed upon a sandwich laying
on the road. At first, I didn’t think
anything to it, but a bit of wire was
hanging out of it. I thought it could
of been a bomb. So I rang the police,
‘Theres a sandwich in the middle of
the road with a bit of wire hanging
out of it, I think it’s a bomb!
The man on the other side said, ‘Is it
ticking?’
‘No, I think it’s beef.’ I replied. …read more