As I checked out of The Grand Hotel
I was asked by the receptionist if I’d
answer a short survey.
“How did you find the facilities
here?” she asked.
“Brilliant!” I replied. “Automatic
lights, self adjusting shower, 60 inch
plasma TV and state-of-the-art spa.
It’s all so science fiction.”
“And would you like to stay here in
the future?”
“Fuck me!” I said. “Don’t tell me
you’ve got a time machine too.” …read more