So this guy walks into a bar and says
to the bartender “Give me two single
whiskies”
“Sure” the bartender replies, “do you
want them both now or one at a
time?”
“Oh, both now” replies the guy,
“one’s for me and one’s for my little
friend here” and with that the guy
pulls a three inch tall man out of his
shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little
man in amazement and asked, “Can
he drink?”
“Sure” replied the guy and with that
the three inch tall man supped back
his whiskey.
“That’s amazing” replied the
bartender, “what else can he do? Can
he walk?”
With that the guy flips a quarter
down to the other end of the bar and
asks the little fella to get it. Sure
enough, he runs down the bar and
retrieves the coin, picks it up and
jogs back to the guy.
“That really is amazing” replied the
bartender, “Can he talk?”
“Of course” says the guy, “Hey Jim,
tell him about that time we were in
Africa and you called that witch-
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