A new teacher was giving an
assignment to her class one day. It
was a large assignment so she
started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly there was a
giggle from one of the male students.
She quickly turned and asked,
“What’s so funny Pat?”
“Well teacher, I just saw one of your
garters.”
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells,
“I don’t want to see you for three
days.”
The teacher turns back to the
chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment; she
reaches to the very top of the
chalkboard. Suddenly there is an
even louder giggle from another male
student.
She quickly turns and asks, “What’s
so funny, Billy?”
“Well teacher, I just saw both of your
garters.”
Again she yells, “Get out of my
classroom!” This time the punishment
is more severe, “I don’t want to see
you for three weeks.”
Embarrassed, she drops the eraser
when she turns around, so she bends
over to pick it up. This time there is
an all out belly laugh from another
male student. She quickly turns to
see Little Johnny leaving the
classroom.
“Where do you think you are going?”
she asks.
“Well teacher, from what I just saw,
my school days are over. …read more