Thank you barbara jones ……
A man and his wife were driving
home one very cold night when the
wife asks her husband to stop the
car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to
see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband,
“It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us, get it warm, and let it
go in the morning?”
He says, “OK, Get in the car with it.
“The wife says, “Where shall I put it
to get it warm?”
He says, “Put it between your legs.
It’s nice and warm there.”
“But what about the smell?” said the
wife.
“Just hold its little nose”.
The man is expected to recover, but
the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene. …read more