I was at the airport & a guy came up
to me & asked,”Lost something
mate?” I said,”Yes,my wife.” He
said,”Me too!” I asked,”What does
she look like?” He replied,”Blonde
,long legs,mini skirt,no knickers,no
bra,big tits & see-through
top.”Whats yours look like?” I
said,”Who gives a fuck, lets look for
yours… …read more