Check your Dirty IQ…

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I
cause you to spit and ask you not to
swallow. I can fill your hole. What am
I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle
with me when you’re bored. The best
man always has me first. What am
I?…

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your
tongue gets me off. People sometimes
like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You
blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I
discharge loads from my shaft. Both
men and women go down on me.
What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m
not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my
job to stuff your box. When I come,
it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger
ten times. You use your fingers to get
me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big
balls hang from me. I’m called a big
swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave
foamy lubrication when engaged in
my job. What am I?

Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course. …read more