A missionary has spent years
teaching agriculture and “civilization”
to some people in a distant land.
One day, he wants to start teaching
them English. So he takes the leader
and points at a tree.
“Tree.”
“Tree.” He points to a rock.
“Rock.”
“Rock.” All of a sudden, they come
upon two people having sex in the
bushes. Embarrassed, the missionary
blurts out that they are “riding a
bike.” Then the leader pulls out his
blow gun and shoots the two people.
“What!” yells the missionary. “I’ve
spent all this time civilizing you, and
you turn around and do this!”
“My bike!” …read more
A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture and "civilization" to some peo…
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