A guy who was in the Air Force had
just spent a year unaccompanied in
Shemya, Alaska. The first night home,
he told his wife he had something to
show her.
“I’ve mastered the art of mind over
matter. Just watch this!” And with
that he dropped his trousers and
shorts and stood before her in his
altogether. “Dick, ten-HUT!” And with
that, his dick sprang to full erection.
“Dick, at EASE!” And his dick deflated
again.
“Thatwas amazing,” said his wife.
“Can I bring over our neighbor to
show her?”
The guy responded that he didn’t
mind at all, since he was proud of his
accomplishment. So his wife brought
back a delicious looking woman.
“Dick, ten-HUT!” And his penis sprang
up. “Dick, at EASE!” Nothing. “Dick, at
EASE!” Still nothing. “For the last
time, Dick — at EASE!”
Frustratingly enough, nothing
happened. Embarrassed, he ran off to
the bathroom. Worried, his wife ran
after and found that he was
vigorously masturbating.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m giving this guy a dishonorable
discharge!” …read more