The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal
informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they
conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with
no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit,
and they make no apologies. The
rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two
hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m
a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!’ …read more