Last week, she checked into a motel
on her 70th birthday and she was a
bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one
of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual
massages.” She looked through the
phone
book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony – a
veryhandsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all
the right places, thick wavy hair, long
powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack
abs and she felt quite certain she
could bounce a sixpence off his well-
oiled bum…..
She figured, what the heck, nobody
will ever know. I’ll give him a call.
”Good evening, ma’am, how may I
help you?” . .. Oh my, he sounded
sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she
hesitated, she rushed right in, ”Hi, I
hear you give a great massage. I’d
like you to come to my motel room
and give me one. No, wait, I should
be straight with you. I’m in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I
want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather,
whips, everything you’ve got in your
bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy
all night – tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything, I’ m ready!!
Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely
fantastic, but you need to press “9″
for an outside line. …read more