A Greek and an Irishman were sitting
in a cafe one day
discussing who had the superior
culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says,
‘Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,’
arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, ‘Well… it
was the Irish
that discovered the Summer and
Winter Solstices.’
The Greek retorts,
‘We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics.’
The Irishman, nodding in agreement,
says,
‘Irish were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars.’
And so on until the Greek comes up
with what he thinks will end the
discussion. With a flourish of finality
he says,
‘The Greeks were the ones who
invented sex!’
The Irishman replies, ‘Indeed, that is
true,
…. but it was we Irish who
introduced it to women. …read more