One winter year, these two little fleas
headed for the warm sunny beaches
of California to escape the cold. The
first flea got there and started
rubbing suntan lotion on his little
flea arms and his little flee legs. Just
then, the second flea arrived just a
shiverin’ and a shakin’. The first flea
asked, “What the hell happened to
you?” To which the second flea
replied “I just rode out here on a
bikers mustache and I’m so very
coldddd!” The first flea said, “Don’t
you know the special trick to gettin
here, first you go to the airport, go
straight to the ladies cammode, wait
for a pretty young stewardess to come
along, and when she sits down you
climb right up in there where its nice
and warm”. The second flea agreed
that this was a grand idea. The next
winter comes along and it was time
for the fleas to head for the sunny
beaches again. The first flea arrived
and began putting suntan lotion on
his little flea arms and his little flea
legs. About that time, the second flea
arrived again just a shiverin’, shakin’,
and mumbling about how cold he
was. The first flea exclaimed “Didn’t
you learn anything that I taught you
about getting here nice and warm?”
To which the second flea replied, “I
did just as you said; I went to the
ladies cammode and this pretty
stewardess came in and sat down, I
climbed right up in there and it was
so very warm. Next thing I know we
stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of
a sudden I woke and there I was,
right back on that bikers mustache! …read more