An attractive young woman on a
flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a
favour?’ ‘Of course child. What may I
do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought my
mother an expensive hair dryer for
her birthday. It is unopened but well
over the Customs limits and I’m
afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there
any way you could carry it through
customs for me? Hide it under your
robes perhaps?’ ‘I would love to help
you, dear, but I must warn you, I will
not lie.’ ‘With your honest face,
Father, no one will question you.’
When they got to Customs, she let
the priest go first. The official asked,
‘Father, do you have anything to
declare?’ ‘From the top of my head
down to my waist I have nothing to
declare.’ The official thought this
answer strange, so asked, ‘And what
do you have to declare from your
waist to the floor?’ ‘I have a
marvellous instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to
date, unused.’ Roaring with laughter,
the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father.
Next please!’… …read more