A man was dining alone in a fancy
restaurant and there was a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He
had been checking her out since he
sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk
with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass
eye came flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively
reached out, grabbed it out of the
air, and handed it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman
said, as she popped her eye back in
place. “Let me buy your dinner to
make it up to you..”
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards they went to
the theatre followed by drinks. They
talked, they laughed, she shared her
deepest dreams and he shared his.
She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked
him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a
gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had
been so incredible!
“You know,” he said, “you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replies,

Wait for it…

It’s coming…

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She said…

“You just happened to catch my
eye.” …read more