“Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's
place along the coast road and had a
sudden puncture. The car skidded
and rolled over. Only a small tree
kept me from sliding over a cliff and
falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl
out of the car only one second before
the tree snapped and the car fell
over the cliff. I am now in hospital
with a broken arm, several broken
ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe
concussion.”

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